I'm Sorry (You're Welcome) [7LP Box Set]
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Tracklist
1
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick (Eugene Mirman)
2
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Ti (Eugene Mirman)
3
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW (Eugene Mirman)
4
Ask A Pastor (Eugene Mirman)
5
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center (Eugene Mirman)
6
A LinkedIn Profile (Eugene Mirman)
7
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe (Eugene Mirman)
8
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine (Eugene Mirman)
9
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook (Eugene Mirman)
10
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH (Eugene Mirman)
11
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods (Eugene Mirman)
12
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage (Eugene Mirman)
13
Please Take Off Your Shoes (Eugene Mirman)
14
Don Draper Has The Flu (Eugene Mirman)
15
Moons Over Your Hammy (Eugene Mirman)
16
It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor (Eugene Mirman)
17
Now My Back Hurts (Eugene Mirman)
18
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up (Eugene Mirman)
19
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin (Eugene Mirman)
20
Oops (Eugene Mirman)
21
Sneaking Around The Zoo (Eugene Mirman)
22
Goodnight, Buddy (Eugene Mirman)
23
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry (Eugene Mirman)
24
Faxed To The Wrong Number (Eugene Mirman)
25
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing (Eugene Mirman)
26
1960's Street Fight (Eugene Mirman)
27
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks (Eugene Mirman)
28
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) (Eugene Mirman)
29
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret (Eugene Mirman)
30
The Best Misunderstanding (Eugene Mirman)
31
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel (Eugene Mirman)
32
Kindhearted Fireman (Eugene Mirman)
33
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold (Eugene Mirman)
34
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President (Eugene Mirman)
35
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun (Eugene Mirman)
36
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner (Eugene Mirman)
37
Goofballs Having Silly Fun (Eugene Mirman)
38
The Jackal Never Misses! (Eugene Mirman)
39
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs (Eugene Mirman)
40
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain (Eugene Mirman)
41
Don't Mind If I Do... (Eugene Mirman)
42
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump (Eugene Mirman)
43
Happy And Stuffed (Eugene Mirman)
44
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch (Eugene Mirman)
45
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp (Eugene Mirman)
46
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache (Eugene Mirman)
47
Have We Met? (Eugene Mirman)
48
No, Please... After You (Eugene Mirman)
49
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It (Eugene Mirman)
50
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded (Eugene Mirman)
51
88% On Rotten Tomatoes (Eugene Mirman)
52
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy (Eugene Mirman)
53
Two Rascals Showing Off (Eugene Mirman)
54
48 And Flexible (Eugene Mirman)
55
That Was Worth It (Eugene Mirman)
56
Bandits Helping Around The House (Eugene Mirman)
57
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling (Eugene Mirman)
58
I'm The Autodidact Of Amour (Eugene Mirman)
59
Oh, My Wife Knows (Eugene Mirman)
60
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded (Eugene Mirman)
61
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law (Eugene Mirman)
62
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party (Eugene Mirman)
63
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland (Eugene Mirman)
64
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant (Eugene Mirman)
65
Two Adults In A Small Space (Eugene Mirman)
66
Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News (Eugene Mirman)
67
www.thepleasuresallmine.gov (Eugene Mirman)
68
I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore (Eugene Mirman)
69
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven (Eugene Mirman)
70
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! (Eugene Mirman)
71
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful (Eugene Mirman)
72
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now (Eugene Mirman)
73
The Kindness Of Strangers (Eugene Mirman)
74
We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind (Eugene Mirman)
75
IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World (Eugene Mirman)
76
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating (Eugene Mirman)
77
I Voted For McCain In 2000 (Eugene Mirman)
78
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel (Eugene Mirman)
79
Paul Can Really Push Good (Eugene Mirman)
80
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want (Eugene Mirman)
81
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange (Eugene Mirman)
82
Doin' The Flip-A-Doo (Eugene Mirman)
83
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer (Eugene Mirman)
84
Germaphobe Does Not Mind (Eugene Mirman)
85
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise (Eugene Mirman)
86
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy (Eugene Mirman)
87
Fart Walrus (Eugene Mirman)
88
French Woman Enjoying A Danish (Eugene Mirman)
89
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service (Eugene Mirman)
90
With Or Without You (Preferably With) (Eugene Mirman)
91
Shouts And Murmurs (Eugene Mirman)
92
Pilates Are Invigorating (Eugene Mirman)
93
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu (Eugene Mirman)
94
The Last Rock Star (Eugene Mirman)
95
It's Noon Somewhere (Eugene Mirman)
96
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago (Eugene Mirman)
97
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good (Eugene Mirman)
98
Love Clean Up, Aisle One (Eugene Mirman)
99
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest (Eugene Mirman)
100
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store (Eugene Mirman)
101
This Cheesecake Is Divine (Eugene Mirman)
102
Jam Session (Eugene Mirman)
103
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) (Eugene Mirman)
104
Even Better Than An Associate Degree (Eugene Mirman)
105
I Went To School In The Boston Area (Eugene Mirman)
106
Happiness Is A Warm Dong (Eugene Mirman)
107
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole (Eugene Mirman)
108
Call Me Dr. Stardust (Eugene Mirman)
109
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze (Eugene Mirman)
110
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator (Eugene Mirman)
111
Operation Cooch-Toot (Eugene Mirman)
112
Preggo! (Eugene Mirman)
113
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days (Eugene Mirman)
114
Sure, In There Is Fine (Eugene Mirman)
115
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia (Eugene Mirman)
116
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) (Eugene Mirman)
117
We Were Just Talking About You (Eugene Mirman)
118
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford (Eugene Mirman)
119
Sophisticated? (Eugene Mirman)
120
We Deserve A Michelin Star (Eugene Mirman)
121
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces (Eugene Mirman)
122
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish (Eugene Mirman)
123
How Very Hemmingway Of You (Eugene Mirman)
124
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton (Eugene Mirman)
125
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation (Eugene Mirman)
126
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief (Eugene Mirman)
127
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? (Eugene Mirman)
128
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short (Eugene Mirman)
129
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? (Eugene Mirman)
130
Dirty Boulevard (Eugene Mirman)
131
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? (Eugene Mirman)
132
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird (Eugene Mirman)
133
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now (Eugene Mirman)
134
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker (Eugene Mirman)
135
The Shenanigans You Requested (Eugene Mirman)
136
What Gusto! (Eugene Mirman)
137
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) (Eugene Mirman)
138
Wet Hot Americano (Eugene Mirman)
139
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source (Eugene Mirman)
140
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit (Eugene Mirman)
141
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven (Eugene Mirman)
142
Too Soon? (Eugene Mirman)
143
Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties (Eugene Mirman)
144
Never You Mind That (Eugene Mirman)
145
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter (Eugene Mirman)
146
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game (Eugene Mirman)
147
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence (Eugene Mirman)
148
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager (Eugene Mirman)
149
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting (Eugene Mirman)
150
It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man (Eugene Mirman)
151
Nothing Goes To Waste (Eugene Mirman)
152
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse (Eugene Mirman)
153
Make Yourself At Home (Eugene Mirman)
154
Meet Me By The Condom Machine (Eugene Mirman)
155
I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours (Eugene Mirman)
156
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out (Eugene Mirman)
157
Fire Your Dentist! (Eugene Mirman)
158
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two (Eugene Mirman)
159
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit (Eugene Mirman)
160
I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There (Eugene Mirman)
161
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style (Eugene Mirman)
162
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship (Eugene Mirman)
163
Sally's In Charge (Eugene Mirman)
164
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons (Eugene Mirman)
165
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man" (Eugene Mirman)
166
It's Raining Dan (Eugene Mirman)
167
It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) (Eugene Mirman)
168
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be (Eugene Mirman)
169
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help (Eugene Mirman)
170
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables (Eugene Mirman)
171
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting (Eugene Mirman)
172
Best Friends/Next Level (Eugene Mirman)
173
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real (Eugene Mirman)
174
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding (Eugene Mirman)
175
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure (Eugene Mirman)
176
So Glad That Was You Behind Me (Eugene Mirman)
177
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman (Eugene Mirman)
178
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude (Eugene Mirman)
179
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm (Eugene Mirman)
180
Crammin' For The Jam Exam (Eugene Mirman)
181
I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk (Eugene Mirman)
182
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir (Eugene Mirman)
183
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers (Eugene Mirman)
184
You're Like John Adams Times 5! (Eugene Mirman)
185
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer (Eugene Mirman)
186
I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen (Eugene Mirman)
187
Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other (Eugene Mirman)
188
They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man" (Eugene Mirman)
189
Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl (Eugene Mirman)
190
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse (Eugene Mirman)
191
File Under "The Rolling Stones" (Eugene Mirman)
192
No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct (Eugene Mirman)
193
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles (Eugene Mirman)
194
Two-State Solution With Benefits (Eugene Mirman)
195
My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position (Eugene Mirman)
196
Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey (Eugene Mirman)
197
Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning (Eugene Mirman)
198
So This Is Medicaid? (Eugene Mirman)
199
Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie (Eugene Mirman)
200
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood (Eugene Mirman)
201
Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door (Eugene Mirman)
202
No Senator, I Already Have Two (Eugene Mirman)
203
PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder (Eugene Mirman)
204
Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work (Eugene Mirman)
205
A Real Whodunnit! (Eugene Mirman)
206
Horace's Compromise (Eugene Mirman)
207
Plutocrats Got Feelings Too (Eugene Mirman)
208
Hotel Bed That Is Tired (Eugene Mirman)
209
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels (Eugene Mirman)
210
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction (Eugene Mirman)
About This Release
I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is the culmination of a long-time dream of Eugene Mirman’s. It includes a vast array of sounds that can be described as varyingly poignant, erotic, practical, romantic, mind-altering, educational, and humorous. Need to learn Russian? Eugene provides. Meditation sounds? Eugene provides. The sound of a grown man crying? Eugene provides. Oh, also, this release contains a full set of live standup recorded at Columbia City Theater in Seattle, WA June 6, 7, & 8, 2014. I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is available digitally, or as a lavish, 7-LP box set.
Eugene Mirman
I'm Sorry (You're Welcome) [7LP Box Set]
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