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1. Introduction, A Gift From Derrick (Eugene Mirman)
2. Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Ti (Eugene Mirman)
3. Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW (Eugene Mirman)
4. Ask A Pastor (Eugene Mirman)
5. Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center (Eugene Mirman)
6. A LinkedIn Profile (Eugene Mirman)
7. The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe (Eugene Mirman)
8. Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine (Eugene Mirman)
9. Contacting Celebrities On Facebook (Eugene Mirman)
10. Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH (Eugene Mirman)
11. Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods (Eugene Mirman)
12. I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage (Eugene Mirman)
13. Please Take Off Your Shoes (Eugene Mirman)
14. Don Draper Has The Flu (Eugene Mirman)
15. Moons Over Your Hammy (Eugene Mirman)
16. It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor (Eugene Mirman)
17. Now My Back Hurts (Eugene Mirman)
18. Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up (Eugene Mirman)
19. Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin (Eugene Mirman)
20. Oops (Eugene Mirman)
21. Sneaking Around The Zoo (Eugene Mirman)
22. Goodnight, Buddy (Eugene Mirman)
23. Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry (Eugene Mirman)
24. Faxed To The Wrong Number (Eugene Mirman)
25. Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing (Eugene Mirman)
26. 1960's Street Fight (Eugene Mirman)
27. Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks (Eugene Mirman)
28. You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) (Eugene Mirman)
29. Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret (Eugene Mirman)
30. The Best Misunderstanding (Eugene Mirman)
31. Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel (Eugene Mirman)
32. Kindhearted Fireman (Eugene Mirman)
33. Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold (Eugene Mirman)
34. Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President (Eugene Mirman)
35. Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun (Eugene Mirman)
36. Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner (Eugene Mirman)
37. Goofballs Having Silly Fun (Eugene Mirman)
38. The Jackal Never Misses! (Eugene Mirman)
39. Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs (Eugene Mirman)
40. Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain (Eugene Mirman)
41. Don't Mind If I Do... (Eugene Mirman)
42. Round One Goes To Princess-Rump (Eugene Mirman)
43. Happy And Stuffed (Eugene Mirman)
44. Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch (Eugene Mirman)
45. Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp (Eugene Mirman)
46. Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache (Eugene Mirman)
47. Have We Met? (Eugene Mirman)
48. No, Please... After You (Eugene Mirman)
49. Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It (Eugene Mirman)
50. Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded (Eugene Mirman)
51. 88% On Rotten Tomatoes (Eugene Mirman)
52. Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy (Eugene Mirman)
53. Two Rascals Showing Off (Eugene Mirman)
54. 48 And Flexible (Eugene Mirman)
55. That Was Worth It (Eugene Mirman)
56. Bandits Helping Around The House (Eugene Mirman)
57. Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling (Eugene Mirman)
58. I'm The Autodidact Of Amour (Eugene Mirman)
59. Oh, My Wife Knows (Eugene Mirman)
60. That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded (Eugene Mirman)
61. The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law (Eugene Mirman)
62. Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party (Eugene Mirman)
63. We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland (Eugene Mirman)
64. Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant (Eugene Mirman)
65. Two Adults In A Small Space (Eugene Mirman)
66. Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News (Eugene Mirman)
67. www.thepleasuresallmine.gov (Eugene Mirman)
68. I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore (Eugene Mirman)
69. Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven (Eugene Mirman)
70. These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! (Eugene Mirman)
71. Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful (Eugene Mirman)
72. I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now (Eugene Mirman)
73. The Kindness Of Strangers (Eugene Mirman)
74. We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind (Eugene Mirman)
75. IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World (Eugene Mirman)
76. Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating (Eugene Mirman)
77. I Voted For McCain In 2000 (Eugene Mirman)
78. New Car Smell, Old Car Feel (Eugene Mirman)
79. Paul Can Really Push Good (Eugene Mirman)
80. Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want (Eugene Mirman)
81. David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange (Eugene Mirman)
82. Doin' The Flip-A-Doo (Eugene Mirman)
83. Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer (Eugene Mirman)
84. Germaphobe Does Not Mind (Eugene Mirman)
85. Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise (Eugene Mirman)
86. Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy (Eugene Mirman)
87. Fart Walrus (Eugene Mirman)
88. French Woman Enjoying A Danish (Eugene Mirman)
89. No Shirt, No Shoes - Service (Eugene Mirman)
90. With Or Without You (Preferably With) (Eugene Mirman)
91. Shouts And Murmurs (Eugene Mirman)
92. Pilates Are Invigorating (Eugene Mirman)
93. I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu (Eugene Mirman)
94. The Last Rock Star (Eugene Mirman)
95. It's Noon Somewhere (Eugene Mirman)
96. My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago (Eugene Mirman)
97. Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good (Eugene Mirman)
98. Love Clean Up, Aisle One (Eugene Mirman)
99. Found Your Thing Using MapQuest (Eugene Mirman)
100. Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store (Eugene Mirman)
101. This Cheesecake Is Divine (Eugene Mirman)
102. Jam Session (Eugene Mirman)
103. Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) (Eugene Mirman)
104. Even Better Than An Associate Degree (Eugene Mirman)
105. I Went To School In The Boston Area (Eugene Mirman)
106. Happiness Is A Warm Dong (Eugene Mirman)
107. Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole (Eugene Mirman)
108. Call Me Dr. Stardust (Eugene Mirman)
109. Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze (Eugene Mirman)
110. Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator (Eugene Mirman)
111. Operation Cooch-Toot (Eugene Mirman)
112. Preggo! (Eugene Mirman)
113. My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days (Eugene Mirman)
114. Sure, In There Is Fine (Eugene Mirman)
115. The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia (Eugene Mirman)
116. Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) (Eugene Mirman)
117. We Were Just Talking About You (Eugene Mirman)
118. Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford (Eugene Mirman)
119. Sophisticated? (Eugene Mirman)
120. We Deserve A Michelin Star (Eugene Mirman)
121. Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces (Eugene Mirman)
122. Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish (Eugene Mirman)
123. How Very Hemmingway Of You (Eugene Mirman)
124. Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton (Eugene Mirman)
125. Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation (Eugene Mirman)
126. Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief (Eugene Mirman)
127. I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? (Eugene Mirman)
128. Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short (Eugene Mirman)
129. Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? (Eugene Mirman)
130. Dirty Boulevard (Eugene Mirman)
131. Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? (Eugene Mirman)
132. Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird (Eugene Mirman)
133. The Wish-Maker Will See You Now (Eugene Mirman)
134. Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker (Eugene Mirman)
135. The Shenanigans You Requested (Eugene Mirman)
136. What Gusto! (Eugene Mirman)
137. Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) (Eugene Mirman)
138. Wet Hot Americano (Eugene Mirman)
139. A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source (Eugene Mirman)
140. Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit (Eugene Mirman)
141. A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven (Eugene Mirman)
142. Too Soon? (Eugene Mirman)
143. Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties (Eugene Mirman)
144. Never You Mind That (Eugene Mirman)
145. She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter (Eugene Mirman)
146. Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game (Eugene Mirman)
147. Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence (Eugene Mirman)
148. Two Gigolos, One Office Manager (Eugene Mirman)
149. Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting (Eugene Mirman)
150. It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man (Eugene Mirman)
151. Nothing Goes To Waste (Eugene Mirman)
152. My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse (Eugene Mirman)
153. Make Yourself At Home (Eugene Mirman)
154. Meet Me By The Condom Machine (Eugene Mirman)
155. I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours (Eugene Mirman)
156. Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out (Eugene Mirman)
157. Fire Your Dentist! (Eugene Mirman)
158. Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two (Eugene Mirman)
159. Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit (Eugene Mirman)
160. I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There (Eugene Mirman)
161. Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style (Eugene Mirman)
162. Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship (Eugene Mirman)
163. Sally's In Charge (Eugene Mirman)
164. Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons (Eugene Mirman)
165. The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man" (Eugene Mirman)
166. It's Raining Dan (Eugene Mirman)
167. It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) (Eugene Mirman)
168. College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be (Eugene Mirman)
169. Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help (Eugene Mirman)
170. A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables (Eugene Mirman)
171. Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting (Eugene Mirman)
172. Best Friends/Next Level (Eugene Mirman)
173. Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real (Eugene Mirman)
174. Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding (Eugene Mirman)
175. A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure (Eugene Mirman)
176. So Glad That Was You Behind Me (Eugene Mirman)
177. An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman (Eugene Mirman)
178. Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude (Eugene Mirman)
179. Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm (Eugene Mirman)
180. Crammin' For The Jam Exam (Eugene Mirman)
181. I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk (Eugene Mirman)
182. You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir (Eugene Mirman)
183. Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers (Eugene Mirman)
184. You're Like John Adams Times 5! (Eugene Mirman)
185. Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer (Eugene Mirman)
186. I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen (Eugene Mirman)
187. Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other (Eugene Mirman)
188. They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man" (Eugene Mirman)
189. Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl (Eugene Mirman)
190. So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse (Eugene Mirman)
191. File Under "The Rolling Stones" (Eugene Mirman)
192. No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct (Eugene Mirman)
193. My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles (Eugene Mirman)
194. Two-State Solution With Benefits (Eugene Mirman)
195. My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position (Eugene Mirman)
196. Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey (Eugene Mirman)
197. Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning (Eugene Mirman)
198. So This Is Medicaid? (Eugene Mirman)
199. Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie (Eugene Mirman)
200. Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood (Eugene Mirman)
201. Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door (Eugene Mirman)
202. No Senator, I Already Have Two (Eugene Mirman)
203. PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder (Eugene Mirman)
204. Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work (Eugene Mirman)
205. A Real Whodunnit! (Eugene Mirman)
206. Horace's Compromise (Eugene Mirman)
207. Plutocrats Got Feelings Too (Eugene Mirman)
208. Hotel Bed That Is Tired (Eugene Mirman)
209. Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels (Eugene Mirman)
210. Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction (Eugene Mirman)
More Info:
I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is the culmination of a long-time dream of Eugene Mirman’s. It includes a vast array of sounds that can be described as varyingly poignant, erotic, practical, romantic, mind-altering, educational, and humorous. Need to learn Russian? Eugene provides. Meditation sounds? Eugene provides. The sound of a grown man crying? Eugene provides. Oh, also, this release contains a full set of live standup recorded at Columbia City Theater in Seattle, WA June 6, 7, & 8, 2014. I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is available digitally, or as a lavish, 7-LP box set.
